Benjamin Franklin, The Punctual Plumber – Phoenix, AZ

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Punctual Plumber Benjamin Franklin Plumbing is the punctual plumber. We will pay you up to $300 if we are late ($5/min) Plus we do background checks and drug tests for all of our plumbers because you shouldn’t just let any old plumber into your house. If you have any plumbing needs, call Benjamin Franklin, the punctual plumber! 866-867-5309

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How to avoid the police, an angry girlfriend ( if you have one, something i doubt ), drug tests or even a judge? here’s the solution! ( I know the original meme is trollface and that my accent is mexican’t )

Mini David #1

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Well estevan does impressions so he decided to do one on our campus superviser david who offten looks for students needing drug tests

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my school sent a letter about drug tests…my moms making me quit it sucks

Mike Tyson’s Daughter Dies

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Exodus Tyson dies from injuries Comment Email Print Share Associated Press PHOENIX — The 4-year-old daughter of boxer Mike Tyson died at a hospital Tuesday, a day after her neck apparently got caught in a treadmill cord at her Phoenix home, police said. Exodus Tyson was pronounced dead just before noon, police Sgt. Andy Hill said. She had been on life support and police have said their investigation showed her injury on Monday was a “tragic accident.” “There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus,” the family said in a statement. “We ask you now to please respect our need at this very difficult time for privacy to grieve and try to help each other heal.” Police said Exodus either slipped or put her head in the loop of a cord hanging under the console. Her 7-year-old brother found her and told their mother. She took Exodus off the cord, called 911 and tried to revive her. Responding officers and firefighters performed CPR as they took the girl to the hospital. Former heavyweight champion Tyson was in Las Vegas at the time of the accident and flew Monday to Phoenix, where he was seen entering the hospital. The family’s home is in a modest, quiet neighborhood. Neighbors say they saw Tyson there from time to time and the children played outside regularly. Dinka Radic, who lives across the street, said Exodus would ask her if she had any chocolate. When Radic gave her some, Exodus would hug the woman’s knees and “kiss, kiss, kiss.” “She’d say ‘hi’ to

Mouth-breathers Speak!

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It is unfortunate that you can’t administer drug tests over the phone…

Space Olympics

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The Lonley Island Reach for the stars! You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You’re a winner! Welcome to the Space Olympics The year Thirty Twenty Two Take part in a grand tradition Your name echoes in the holes of the universe! Believe in yourself! Take your game into outer space! Every single galactic athlete Needs a coded ID badge Drug tests are mandatory You’re a winner! The Athlete’s Village is on Zargon You all get a junior suite We don’t cover incidentals So keep your ass off the minibar! You’re the best in the world! Brace yourself ’cause there’s no gravity! You’re in the mother ****in’ Space Olympics! Let it be known by every nation You’ll only get one meal a day There was a bit of a budget SNAFU And food funding is insufficient We can’t really enforce a curfew As there is no light or sound Just one of the many problems With hosting a sporting event in space. Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments. Space Disc! Is totally cancelled. Space Swords! Is totally cancelled. Space Luge! Is also cancelled. And all other events are pending! Welcome to your Space Olympics All the oxygen has run out And someone who will not be named Accidentally hit self-destruct As you file to your escape pods I’ll distract the alien hordes And as I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to hell. You do it for the love My love And there ain’t no woman that could take your spot my love

DWOE-28 – Faking It

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Thinking of skipping school or work for a day but haven’t got that perfect excuse lined up? Allow Dazza’s War on Everything to help you fake it!

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6/17: Grimkeys, COMMENCE!

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