Reach for the stars! You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You’re a winner! Welcome to the Space Olympics The year Thirty Twenty Two Take part in a grand tradition Your name echoes in the holes of the universe! Believe in yourself! Take your game into outer space! Every single galactic athlete Needs a coded ID badge Drug tests are mandatory You’re a winner! The Athlete’s Village is on Zargon You all get a junior suite We don’t cover incidentals So keep your ass off the minibar! You’re the best in the world! Brace yourself ’cause there’s no gravity! You’re in the motherfuckin’ Space Olympics! Let it be known by every nation You’ll only get one meal a day There was a bit of a budget SNAFU And food funding is insufficient We can’t really enforce a curfew As there is no light or sound Just one of the many problems With hosting a sporting event in space. Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments. Space Disc! Is totally cancelled. Space Swords! Is totally cancelled. Space Luge! Is also cancelled. And all other events are pending! Welcome to your Space Olympics All the oxygen has run out And someone who will not be named Accidentally hit self-destruct As you file to your escape pods I’ll distract the alien hordes And as I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to hell. You do it for the love My love And there ain’t no woman that could take your spot my love
Hey There Delilah + Chris Crocker. Not hard to figure out. Lyrics: Hey there chris crocker, whats it like to be a sissy, im 1,00 miles away but tonight girl you look so pretty, wait! You’re a dude? Liberachi’s straight compared to you! I swear its true! Hey there chris crocker you explained some definitions, and when you sang along to Britney why did I just sit and listen? My demise will be my boredom, No surprise, its just not wise. Oh! Britneys such a mess. Oh! Cleaned dog sh*t with a dress! Oh! She’s crazy and depressed. Oh get randomised drug tests. Hey there chris crocker, I know times are getting hard, but believe me boy some day you’ll pay the bills with your mascara. Yes its true, you signed a deal with 44Blue That pissed off hugh! Hey there chris crocker, Ive got so much left to say, If every single song I plagarised would get on the homepage id steal them all That only rhymes with telephone call, and rugby ball. Youre makeup seems overdone to me was it buy one get one free? Next time, lay off the Mabelline, That rhymes with Charlie sheen. 10000000 views seems pretty high, in comments assholes wish you’d die but they rarely show their faces on the screen, chris crocker i can promise you that by the time your videos through The world will never ever forget your name and she’s to blame. Hey there chris crocker you be good, and dont you diss me, 2 more years and you’ll still be a fool, and crying over Britney, like you do. This song is all because of you, I can say …
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